Where is my huntsman?: Get to know your Tumblr-er! 
What is your middle name? Don’t have one
What are you passionate about? Kids, learning, teaching, martial arts
Zebra or leopard print? ew neither
Silver or gold? Silver
Top three places to visit: Hawaii, Europe, The moon
How many siblings do you have? Two elder sisters
Where are you from? America
First career you… ? Wh am I supposed to say here?
(Source: utsukushiihane)
via temperancebeckett
Mine is “Nova Bailey”Hershey Locust
Aw yeah
Easter Fremont.
Dammit that does sound like a porn name…
Whizzer Down.
Oh god damn it.
Butch Alta Vista
I don’t know what any of the first three streets I lived on are called but the fourth was Bedford so Ello Bedford.
Mitzi Kinzel. YES.
Junie B. Ellwood
that sounds more like a children’s author, to be honest
Okay, this may sound made up but I shit you not, mine is Weed Garden.
Jack Paramus… nope doesn’t work
also Hersey Locust just sounds like you’re into kinky pooping sex >.>
(Source: barrowmen)
via wholockpotterhead
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
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